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Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
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RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
July 10, 2019 at 9:46 pm (This post was last modified: July 10, 2019 at 9:51 pm by Athene.)
Next time I happen to encounter JW's, I'm going with a different approach to keep shit fresh and exciting.
I think I'll say...

"You know...Christianity stripped us of our true spirituality. No lie. 
Now allow ME to introduce YOU to Ifa, the ancestors, the Orisha, and the Loa."

And then go into a full-on Vodou chant.
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Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.

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Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 8, 2019 at 2:32 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 8, 2019 at 2:36 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by no one - July 8, 2019 at 2:39 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 8, 2019 at 2:44 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 8, 2019 at 3:07 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 8, 2019 at 4:28 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by brewer - July 8, 2019 at 5:09 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Amarok - July 8, 2019 at 7:10 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by brewer - July 8, 2019 at 8:39 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Amarok - July 8, 2019 at 10:27 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Cod - July 9, 2019 at 3:17 am
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 12:29 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Athene - July 9, 2019 at 6:51 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Gwaithmir - July 10, 2019 at 12:39 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 12:42 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Chad32 - July 10, 2019 at 2:24 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 1:39 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 3:20 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Amarok - July 10, 2019 at 8:19 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Brian37 - July 10, 2019 at 2:46 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Athene - July 10, 2019 at 9:46 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Fireball - July 10, 2019 at 10:23 pm
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door. - by Fireball - July 10, 2019 at 11:36 pm

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