RE: UK general election - right wing Conservative party wins large majority
December 14, 2019 at 6:59 pm
(This post was last modified: December 14, 2019 at 7:00 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(December 14, 2019 at 6:33 pm)Editz Wrote: You can't be elected Queen of Scotland, you have to invade Edinburgh Castle, shedding gallons of blood along the way, seize the throne by force and then perform a flawless rendition of "Danny Boy" on the bagpipes. Everybody knows that.
Yeah, just a few problems with that. 1) 'Danny Boy' is Irish, not Scottish. 2) Sterling or Perth would be more traditional. 3) I'm not entirely sure we could limit Beccs' blood-shedding to mere gallons. 4) Anyone who plays bagpipes doesn't deserve to be monarch. Of anything.
Interesting side note: I was briefly jailed (for my own protection) in Edinburgh for singing 'Scotland's Depraved' in public.
Boru
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