Why are Christians against evolution?

[Cleanthes]

Because Evolution is a theory and not a fact hence 'The Theory of Evolution'

I suppose what peace2u is getting at could be put as

6: Evolution is unscientific

This one has come up on the Christian forum where I'm asking the same question. Quite a lot. I don't think I'll include it, because if evolution was unscientific then that would be a reason for everyone to reject evolution - and I'm looking for reasons why people think Christians specifically have to reject evolution. Plus, I'm a philosopher - I haven't studied the science enough to argue about it. Seems fine to me though!

It's 'made up', whether the writers of the bible or Koran, etc believed in it or not.

Of course it is. In fact, at every general synod the bishops choose a couple of verses to change in the Bible, and to put in every edition from then on. It's getting steadily more contradictory - we're just waiting for you lot to notice.

But don't tell anyone I told you. That'd spoil the joke.

Cleanthes