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Jesus' Second Coming
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 16, 2020 at 1:37 pm
(June 15, 2020 at 5:06 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.

Really old joke:

What’s the difference between a brick and a virgin?

A brick doesn’t follow you around for a week after you lay it.

Boru
Variation -

The toilet does't keep calling you.
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Jesus' Second Coming

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Jesus' Second Coming - by Silver - June 14, 2020 at 9:37 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by no one - June 14, 2020 at 4:26 pm
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by Duty - June 14, 2020 at 4:32 pm
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by brewer - June 14, 2020 at 5:19 pm
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by no one - June 14, 2020 at 5:29 pm
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by Abaddon_ire - June 14, 2020 at 6:59 pm
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by ignoramus - June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by Little lunch - June 15, 2020 at 2:15 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by ignoramus - June 15, 2020 at 2:39 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by The Valkyrie - June 15, 2020 at 2:20 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by Little lunch - June 15, 2020 at 4:54 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by The Valkyrie - June 15, 2020 at 5:10 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 15, 2020 at 5:14 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by The Valkyrie - June 15, 2020 at 5:16 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 15, 2020 at 5:18 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by The Valkyrie - June 15, 2020 at 5:24 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 15, 2020 at 5:04 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 15, 2020 at 7:56 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by The Valkyrie - June 15, 2020 at 8:24 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 15, 2020 at 10:13 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by Fake Messiah - June 16, 2020 at 10:49 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 15, 2020 at 5:06 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by Little lunch - June 15, 2020 at 5:30 am
RE: Jesus' Second Coming - by onlinebiker - June 16, 2020 at 1:37 pm

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