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Coming to a harsh conclusion
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Coming to a harsh conclusion
May 24, 2015 at 2:11 pm (This post was last modified: May 24, 2015 at 2:11 pm by dyresand.)
Theists you guys aren't true christians and the fact being by your own bible and actions and overall saying atheists are going to hell well pack your bags
because your going down there with us. It really doesn't matter i mean over all there is things in the NT and OT you more than likely you know broken. 

So all in all welcome to hell you may cry and sit in a corner that demon jim over there will take care of you.
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RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
May 24, 2015 at 2:12 pm
But fucking jesus loves their sorry asses!
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RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
May 24, 2015 at 2:12 pm
(May 24, 2015 at 2:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Butt fucking jesus loves their sorry asses!

I fixed it for you Angel
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RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
May 24, 2015 at 2:14 pm
(May 24, 2015 at 2:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: But fucking jesus loves their sorry asses!

Mixed fabrics and eating shrimp and working on sunday i'm just scratching the surface. Also preachers they are working on sunday, republicunt's they are working on sunday.
So pretty much were all going to hell for one thing or another. 
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RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
May 24, 2015 at 2:16 pm
All they have to do is say "I'm sorry, pappy jesus" and he magically forgives them.  No matter how many times it happens.  "Jesus" is a soft grader!

(You have to understand that you are dealing with first-class fucking morons there.)
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RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
May 24, 2015 at 2:17 pm
(May 24, 2015 at 2:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote: All they have to do is say "I'm sorry, pappy jesus" and he magically forgives them.  No matter how many times it happens.  "Jesus" is a soft grader!

(You have to understand that you are dealing with first-class fucking morons there.)

One time or another you can say god dammit and pretty much saying that you won't give forgiven if you damn god. There is some things in the bible
that aren't forgivable like god dammit, because damming god and such and you can't damn any part of the trinity. 
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RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
May 24, 2015 at 2:27 pm
They know that only applies to others....not to them.
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RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
May 24, 2015 at 2:45 pm
Yes. Just like Catholic priests know that raping young boys is prohibited for regular people, but not them. If they rape young boys, they expect (and receive) help from the church to get away with their crimes.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
May 24, 2015 at 2:46 pm
And lo, a miracle happened and they were whisked off to another parish.  Praise Jebus!
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RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
May 24, 2015 at 2:49 pm
(May 24, 2015 at 2:12 pm)Neimenovic Wrote:
(May 24, 2015 at 2:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Butt fucking jesus loves their sore asses!

I fixed it for you Angel


Fixed it for both of you  Tongue




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