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Things you say to your pets

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Things you say to your pets
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RE: Things you say to your pets
June 30, 2020 at 7:28 am
-Get out of the cupboard.

-Get out of the bathtub.

-Get out of the sink.

-Get off the table.

-Get off the remote.

-Get off the bed.

-Get off my keys.

-Get off my book.

-Get off the keyboard.

-Get off my face.

(We have cats.)

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Things you say to your pets

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Things you say to your pets - by BrokenQuill92 - June 30, 2020 at 7:15 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 30, 2020 at 7:28 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by BrokenQuill92 - June 30, 2020 at 7:43 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by The Valkyrie - June 30, 2020 at 7:48 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 30, 2020 at 7:52 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by The Valkyrie - June 30, 2020 at 8:00 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 30, 2020 at 8:02 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by BrokenQuill92 - June 30, 2020 at 8:07 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by The Valkyrie - June 30, 2020 at 8:10 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by arewethereyet - June 30, 2020 at 8:21 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 30, 2020 at 8:24 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Peebo-Thuhlu - June 30, 2020 at 8:32 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by The Valkyrie - June 30, 2020 at 8:35 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 30, 2020 at 8:41 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - June 30, 2020 at 11:27 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by ignoramus - July 1, 2020 at 3:40 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by The Valkyrie - July 1, 2020 at 7:12 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - July 1, 2020 at 10:12 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Foxaèr - July 1, 2020 at 10:33 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - July 1, 2020 at 11:06 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Losty - July 1, 2020 at 11:27 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - July 1, 2020 at 11:30 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Losty - July 1, 2020 at 11:40 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - July 1, 2020 at 11:53 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - July 1, 2020 at 12:06 pm
RE: Things you say to your pets - by BrokenQuill92 - July 1, 2020 at 11:49 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Gawdzilla Sama - July 1, 2020 at 12:02 pm

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