I guess I’ll go first.
Kid, I’m not pulling LEGOs out your butt again. We’ll let the groomer do it, make sure you act surprised.
Kid, I’m not pulling LEGOs out your butt again. We’ll let the groomer do it, make sure you act surprised.
Things you say to your pets
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I guess I’ll go first.
Kid, I’m not pulling LEGOs out your butt again. We’ll let the groomer do it, make sure you act surprised.
-Get out of the cupboard.
-Get out of the bathtub. -Get out of the sink. -Get off the table. -Get off the remote. -Get off the bed. -Get off my keys. -Get off my book. -Get off the keyboard. -Get off my face. (We have cats.) Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I’m gonna skin you and make gloves because you’re not big enough for boots
"Get out from under my feet, you little prick!"
"Why do you insist on getting under the blankets when you're soaked theough?" "If I can't kill myself, I'm not letting you succeed!" (Said when the cat gets underfoot at the top of the stairs).
Dying to live, living to die.
Get off my desk!
Dying to live, living to die.
You’re the best baby in the whole universe.
"Are you in or bloody out?"
Dying to live, living to die.
Quinn stop jumping on Chewy's cage. Quinn stop it. Quinn stop jumping on the cage. Quinn! Quinn STOP! Quinn stop it! Quinn, I'm gonna beat your butt. Quinn!!!!! Goddmanit Quinn you are a stubborn little shit. It's a good thing you're cute.
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius |
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