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Things Your Pets Say To You

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Things Your Pets Say To You
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RE: Things Your Pets Say To You
July 1, 2020 at 3:37 am (This post was last modified: July 1, 2020 at 3:37 am by ignoramus.)
Thanks anyway for the huge bowl of whipped cream, but I don't think I can eat it all. (house guests looking forward to scones staring silently)

(cat sniffs 3 plates of food and walks off) I'll wait 5 minutes to see what else the suckers will give me!

I'll spray on his subwoofer, as a friendly reminder of who's house this is!

It's one in the morning, I better scream at them to make sure they haven't both died in their bed!
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Things Your Pets Say To You

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Things Your Pets Say To You - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 30, 2020 at 5:34 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by arewethereyet - June 30, 2020 at 5:39 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 30, 2020 at 5:46 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by The Valkyrie - June 30, 2020 at 6:11 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by Fireball - June 30, 2020 at 6:58 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by tackattack - June 30, 2020 at 7:05 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by no one - June 30, 2020 at 8:22 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by ignoramus - July 1, 2020 at 3:37 am
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by onlinebiker - July 1, 2020 at 4:29 am
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by Pat Mustard - July 1, 2020 at 5:17 am
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by A. Secular Human - July 1, 2020 at 4:56 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by Bucky Ball - July 1, 2020 at 11:14 pm
RE: Things Your Pets Say To You - by Gawdzilla Sama - July 2, 2020 at 6:10 am

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