Heh, I'm a member of some woodworking forums, and a guy posted a silhouette of a woman like you see on truck mudflaps, but painted pink like most women aren't. Some guy got all sideways about how his 12 year old son visited that site. I 'splained that his son has seen far more than a silhouette of a naked lady if he's ever been on the internet.

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.