Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

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And someone actually thought this was a good idea?

I went and looked. It's an actual thing- there is a patent. I highly doubt that it would ever be used, though. Babies are generally born head-first, and the g-forces would be enough to break it's neck once out of the vagina...then the placenta comes flying out to add insult to injury!