Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

And no kindly older moose with a pitcher of warm water to get the dumb one freed from the bumper....

Actually, come to think of it, the moose’s tongue probably wouldn’t stick to the car - they’re licking salt, which melts ice, so the car panels and bumpers wouldn’t be frozen.

I could be wrong, though - my experience with moose-licked cars is minimal at best.

Boru