Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[arewethereyet]

I have a question...do you politely ask the moose not to lick your car?

I realize if you keep moving it would be difficult for a moose to lick your car but what if there's a reason you can't just drive away and are surrounded by salt-craving moose...mooses...meese?

‘Moose’ is the correct plural.

I think the government’s aim it to dissuade people from actively encouraging moose to lick their cars. Obviously, if you’re in bumper to bumper traffic and Bullwinkle ambles by, there’s not a lot you can do to stop him having a lick.

Boru

Yeah, I know moose is correct.  It's funny to me that it's mouse and mice but it's moose either way.  I think it should be meese.

The salt they use on roads is often combined with other chemicals that probably aren't good for meese.