Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

‘Moose’ is the correct plural.

I think the government’s aim it to dissuade people from actively encouraging moose to lick their cars. Obviously, if you’re in bumper to bumper traffic and Bullwinkle ambles by, there’s not a lot you can do to stop him having a lick.

Boru

Yeah, I know moose is correct.  It's funny to me that it's mouse and mice but it's moose either way.  I think it should be meese.

The salt they use on roads is often combined with other chemicals that probably aren't good for meese.

I once saw someone use the plural 'mongi' for more than one mongoose. Near made me head explode.

Boru