Mongooses.
Reminds me of an old joke: A man is delivering a pair of mongooses to a zoo. There’s no one around, so he leaves the animals in their crate and writes a note.
‘Here are the two mongooses you ordered.’ That doesn’t look right to him, so he changes it to, ‘Here are the two mongeese you ordered.’ That doesn’t look right either. So he thinks for a bit and writes, ‘In this crate is the mongoose you ordered. Also in this crate is the other mongoose which you also ordered.’
Boru
Reminds me of an old joke: A man is delivering a pair of mongooses to a zoo. There’s no one around, so he leaves the animals in their crate and writes a note.
‘Here are the two mongooses you ordered.’ That doesn’t look right to him, so he changes it to, ‘Here are the two mongeese you ordered.’ That doesn’t look right either. So he thinks for a bit and writes, ‘In this crate is the mongoose you ordered. Also in this crate is the other mongoose which you also ordered.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
