Shed a single majestic tear that I can't rev up a good old American muffler cloud and laugh at the ozone, No longer will I be able to give the proverbial middle finger to earth for being so lame and not having enough paved hwy for my double wide 3mpg special issue Hummer.
CURSE YOU ELECTRICITY, DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL EDISON AND TESLA!!!!!!
CURSE YOU ELECTRICITY, DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL EDISON AND TESLA!!!!!!
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.