Inspired by Brian's thread, I want humourous things not to say while being arrested.
I'll start, of course.
With a friend, "You'll never take him alive!"
To Aussie cops, "Aborigine rights!"
I'll start, of course.
With a friend, "You'll never take him alive!"
To Aussie cops, "Aborigine rights!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"