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This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like
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RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like
Hell yeah, that was a good one, Cin.

That guy was nuttier than a squirrel turd! So... the not saved will spend eternity as a slave to whatever was their vice in life, and god french kisses the saved, then opens double doors on his chest and sucks them in. Ha! Classic! I bet there's an alternate reality in there that's something like a factory. God is a brilliant alien billionaire who created earth and people to be slaves to him, but he only captures and enslaves the obedient dronetards, and the shit biscuits like us get to party hardy forever!

I'm going to be a slave to weed! What are ya'll bringing to the party?

(November 12, 2011 at 3:36 am)Justtristo Wrote:
(November 11, 2011 at 9:18 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: soooo, if I carve an image of the baby Jesus into a pumpkin then I can celebrate Halloween? But I can't dress up because I don't want to fool the demons.

The guy in the end of the video says he lives by sowing his seed and then reaping. Does this mean he father's a lot of children to reap the welfare benefits?


More like he is an evangelist, evangelists often talk about their work as sowing and reaping seeds.

The video posted above is proof of the consequences of people shoving bibles so far up their a***, it affects how they think.

I didn't hear any thinking at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2STDH14aJVk
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This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like - by Erinome - November 11, 2011 at 6:30 pm
RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like - by BethK - November 11, 2011 at 9:53 pm
RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like - by Erinome - November 11, 2011 at 7:05 pm
RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like - by Justtristo - November 12, 2011 at 3:36 am
RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like - by Cinjin - November 12, 2011 at 3:24 am
RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like - by tuxcomputers - November 16, 2011 at 1:09 am
RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like - by Erinome - November 12, 2011 at 4:23 am
RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like - by Zen Badger - November 12, 2011 at 5:40 am
RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like - by Cinjin - November 12, 2011 at 1:15 pm
RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like - by Justtristo - November 12, 2011 at 10:33 pm
RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like - by KichigaiNeko - November 12, 2011 at 6:22 am
RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like - by Erinome - November 16, 2011 at 1:29 pm
RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like - by Cinjin - November 16, 2011 at 3:49 pm
RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like - by Ziploc Surprise - November 16, 2011 at 10:13 pm
RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like - by zip_ster - November 19, 2011 at 8:03 pm

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