As it turns out, my sister-in-law-law is a mortician.Their gimmick;they're called 'White Ladies'. No men and they wear white outfits with broad brimmed navy blue hats.No male morticians means no Muslim funerals.
I once mentioned my fear of premature burial.
Her response; "Ah,don't worry about that. If you're not dead when you arrive, you bloody well are by the time we're finished with you" For some strange reason, I didn't find that terribly reassuring.
I once mentioned my fear of premature burial.
Her response; "Ah,don't worry about that. If you're not dead when you arrive, you bloody well are by the time we're finished with you" For some strange reason, I didn't find that terribly reassuring.
