Christianity is heading for a full allegorization

[Spongebob]

Well if it isn't allegory, and it isn't literal, what exactly is it?

A poorly written, rambling, thrill, dissembling manifesto.     It is far too crass and blatantly domineering in spirit and tone to ever warrant the name allegory.

Correction.  It's a collection of manifestos.  The "Bible" is not a thing.  It is a collection of stories, texts, predictions and other religion ramblings.  No-one "wrote" THE Bible.  And at least as many texts were destroyed as the number that made it into the final edition.  Only those that were "approved", of course.