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What about Jonah? That could've been true!
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RE: What about Jonah? That could've been true!
Hehehe, the books are always better than the movies. In the spirit of great fiction...

"Jonah and Mokele Mbembe" would get my kudos, if such a tale were written.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: What about Jonah? That could've been true! - by Rev. Rye - December 4, 2011 at 4:12 pm
RE: What about Jonah? That could've been true! - by The Grand Nudger - December 4, 2011 at 2:02 pm

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