My family has always gotten together for Zombie Jesus day. It is a celebration of gun rights.
Recently, having new nieces and nephews in the family we've taken the occasion to show them that magic is real.
We have them place a jelly bean in the ground and burry it. They go to sleep and the next day they rush out in the morning dew, wetting their pajamas in their eagerness to see what the "magic Jelly bean" has grown!
It's always a bullet. So fun!
Then we shoot minorities. Like Zombie Jesus intended.
Don't take it seriously. If your family was holding a "festivis pole dance day" would you turn them down because it was "religious"? It's an opportunity to spend time with your family. Fuck em if they want to pray over you. It's not like you'll catch fire.... or will you?
At my age, staking your pride out over little things isn't worth the time lost with love ones.
Recently, having new nieces and nephews in the family we've taken the occasion to show them that magic is real.
We have them place a jelly bean in the ground and burry it. They go to sleep and the next day they rush out in the morning dew, wetting their pajamas in their eagerness to see what the "magic Jelly bean" has grown!
It's always a bullet. So fun!
Then we shoot minorities. Like Zombie Jesus intended.
Don't take it seriously. If your family was holding a "festivis pole dance day" would you turn them down because it was "religious"? It's an opportunity to spend time with your family. Fuck em if they want to pray over you. It's not like you'll catch fire.... or will you?
At my age, staking your pride out over little things isn't worth the time lost with love ones.
"I'm thick." - Me
