Time For a New Religion

[The Valkyrie]

I've been looking at the state of the world as it is today, often thanks to religion, directly or indirectly, caused by or motivated by.

And I think it's time we swept away the old belief systems and had a global reset.

As such, I declare a new religion to take down the old, stale, institutions.

What does this new religion, the One True Faith, entail, I hear you ask.  Well, maybe not hear you, but you were thinking it.

Well, some of you were.

Okay, but YOU did!  You know who you are, don't make me name you!

Wwll, at first I thought to emulate, in part, Christianity.  But this is New Zealand.  I couldn't find three Wise Men or a virgin.

So, I've decided to base it on another religion.  One that originated and thrived in the Americas until the interfering Christians showed up.

I give you, Cyrilism, modified.

Our Daily Morning Prayer and Ceremonial Get Together:




Where healthy debate is not only invited, but is expected:



And where I, your High Priestess, is always willing to discuss issues with our followers:




Any questions?

The metal bra cups have to go to ensure the sacrificial flint knife go in cleanly.

You know I'll be the one doing the sacrificing of others...