RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
August 6, 2024 at 6:19 pm
(This post was last modified: August 6, 2024 at 6:26 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(August 6, 2024 at 4:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(August 6, 2024 at 3:41 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I just don't think a woman of color and a gay guy would have worked quite yet.
Apparently, Nudger thinks the ideal ticket would a Latino and an Inuit. Anything else is just pandering to white supremacy.
Boru
My ideal ticket would be a chimpanzee holding a bunny by it's neck and beating it against the debate floor until it's dead while throwing feces at the audience. That would be no less appropriate and much more policy substantive than fully half of the candidates running. Maybe..just maybe, if Monkeys Killing Bunnys makes it all the way to the white house we can drop some of the nonsense and pretense we have, as americans, about our elections. If people saw the farce for what it was..truly..and not just the other guys shit...that would be change I could believe in.
Then again, I'm not a dem.
(though I do think that, as a practical matter of defeating race obsessed fascists, it's best to cross all of their lines as hard as possible and call them chumps while you do it - so go for broke. A transgender inuit latino whose grandparents emigrated from nicaruaga aaaaand [insert next maga trigger here] - what are they gonna do..stand up there and show the world their whole ass all the time and make themselves even more repellent than the body public already finds them? Start a war?)
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