Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[Rev. Rye]

An actual testimonial from someone who was there:

it’s 1993 you are 25 years old and have been to one dead show in 92 and you get tickets to see them again this year at Nassau coliseum. Your buddy going with you says it’s time the dead on a new astral plane. You agree because you’ve tripped before and had a good time. You think to yourself, hell yeah I’m going to trip on a whole new level. It’s time to head to the show so slip that tab on your tongue. Lights dim and you are already rolling with the heavy visuals. Then BAM the dead bust out a jack straw and you are jamming. Feeling the groove having a blast you never knew you could feel music this way. Before you know it the dead have closed out their first set and bob says” we will be right back”. You turn to your friend and he is Uncle Sam, and asks how you are doing. It’s amazing man! I am a new person! So you go rock a piss and grab beer just in time for the second set. WAAABAM! iko iko. Hell yeah, wait wtf where is Phil and why is Barney on stage. I didn’t realize i was tripping that hard. Now Barney is a bass player?!?! Befuddled you jam through it. Then Barney disappears and Phil reappears. After the show you couldn’t believe what you saw so you chalked it up to being egregiously high on acid. 2008 rolls around and you finally figure out about this YouTube thing so you look up your concert date. And what do you find? In fact you were tripping but that was actually Barney playing with the dead