Ah yes they were ancient times, god only had sandals back then. Shit between your toes in the darkness, no wonder he becomes upset and smitey. You guys mock him and risk his ire, I'm offering him gifts for which I'm sure he'll favour me.
Sorry god I'm late with your birthday gifts, it's all the fault of these evil atheists.
Sorry god I'm late with your birthday gifts, it's all the fault of these evil atheists.