(January 21, 2012 at 11:21 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:(January 21, 2012 at 4:01 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: This is, after all, the same religion that tells me I've committed adultery with every woman I've ever felt lust for.But, hey, at least that's the sort of thing you can spin to your advantage. For instance, if, in fact, lusting after a woman is the same as actually committing adultery, I have boned:
*Drew Barrymore
*Mandy Moore
*Jodie Foster
*Marilyn Monroe
*Joss Stone
*Shakira
*Rosario Dawson
*Sarah Michelle Gellar
*The entire female cast of Saved by the Bell (except Lisa)
*Goldie Hawn
*Salma Hayek
*Lucy Lawless (and Renee O'Connor)
*t.A.T.u.
*Jenny McCarthy (as evil [definition: a misguided person who will stop at nothing to further eir misguided goals) as I think she is for her work with Generation Rescue, she is hot)
And that's just counting some of the celebrities I've rubbed one out to; even before beginning to count people I know IRL, it'd be even bigger. And, for that matter, would the directive still apply to Perverse Sexual Lust?
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