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RE: I hate it when christians say...
March 17, 2012 at 11:51 pm
(March 17, 2012 at 11:15 pm)Loading Please Wait Wrote: When my Christian friends tell me I haven't looked hard enough to find Jesus.

I did find Jesus. He's in the same box as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

I found Jesus. I just removed my brain and there he was.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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I hate it when christians say... - by picto90 - March 17, 2012 at 10:45 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by thesummerqueen - March 17, 2012 at 10:47 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Simon Moon - July 26, 2014 at 8:15 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by padraic - March 17, 2012 at 10:56 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by picto90 - March 17, 2012 at 11:05 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Cyberman - March 17, 2012 at 10:57 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by picto90 - March 17, 2012 at 11:13 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Shell B - March 17, 2012 at 11:02 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by mediamogul - March 17, 2012 at 11:10 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by picto90 - March 17, 2012 at 11:16 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by mediamogul - March 17, 2012 at 11:18 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Cyberman - March 17, 2012 at 11:51 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Phil - March 17, 2012 at 11:55 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Paul the Human - March 17, 2012 at 11:37 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Minimalist - March 17, 2012 at 11:37 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Erinome - March 18, 2012 at 2:47 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by NoMoreFaith - March 18, 2012 at 5:57 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Phil - March 18, 2012 at 5:59 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Erinome - March 18, 2012 at 6:44 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Ace Otana - March 18, 2012 at 6:56 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Welsh cake - March 18, 2012 at 7:56 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by picto90 - March 18, 2012 at 8:14 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Phil - March 18, 2012 at 8:18 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Faith No More - March 18, 2012 at 9:36 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by KichigaiNeko - March 18, 2012 at 10:02 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by picto90 - March 18, 2012 at 10:05 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by KichigaiNeko - March 18, 2012 at 10:36 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Cyberman - March 18, 2012 at 10:57 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by picto90 - March 18, 2012 at 11:00 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Cyberman - March 18, 2012 at 11:04 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by KichigaiNeko - March 18, 2012 at 11:04 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Freedom - March 18, 2012 at 11:14 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Cyberman - March 18, 2012 at 11:26 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Faith No More - March 18, 2012 at 11:33 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by mediamogul - March 18, 2012 at 5:48 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Nine - March 18, 2012 at 5:53 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Nine - March 18, 2012 at 5:58 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Nine - March 18, 2012 at 6:14 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Cyberman - March 18, 2012 at 6:02 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Gooders1002 - March 18, 2012 at 8:53 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by twocompulsive - March 18, 2012 at 8:57 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Diamond - March 18, 2012 at 10:07 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Bgood - March 18, 2012 at 11:16 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Minimalist - March 18, 2012 at 11:21 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Minimalist - March 19, 2012 at 12:46 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by KichigaiNeko - March 19, 2012 at 3:45 am
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by lezbehonest - July 23, 2014 at 9:57 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by pablo628 - July 23, 2014 at 10:00 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Minimalist - July 23, 2014 at 10:23 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Zidneya - July 23, 2014 at 10:17 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by ShaMan - July 26, 2014 at 8:22 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Elskidor - July 26, 2014 at 8:27 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Mr Greene - July 27, 2014 at 4:03 pm
RE: I hate it when christians say... - by Dystopia - July 26, 2014 at 10:33 pm

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