Last night a lady told my son, "You're a cutie pie."
He said, "No I'm not."
She said, "Yes you are, you're a cutie pie."
He said, "No I'm not, I'm a Skyler."
He said, "No I'm not."
She said, "Yes you are, you're a cutie pie."
He said, "No I'm not, I'm a Skyler."
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.