Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: September 1, 2026, 1:08 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Kids Say the Darndest Things . . . Atheist Forums Edition
#12
RE: Kids Say the Darndest Things . . . Atheist Forums Edition
"Daddy, your eyes look fuckin funny".
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Reply



Messages In This Thread
RE: Kids Say the Darndest Things . . . Atheist Forums Edition - by The Grand Nudger - March 27, 2012 at 9:26 pm

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread Cinjin 7536 1561658 Yesterday at 5:35 am
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Five Things *I* Don’t Like About Atheists BrianSoddingBoru4 2 974 April 1, 2026 at 12:21 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Things my hillbilly cousins are worried about... Gawdzilla Sama 7 3203 November 22, 2023 at 9:35 pm
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Worst things to say as a toast at a wedding. Jackie 4 1306 March 8, 2021 at 6:52 pm
Last Post: Angrboda
  Things not to say on a job interview. Jackie 42 7997 March 7, 2021 at 10:29 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. Jackie 74 13435 March 2, 2021 at 8:18 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Things not to say when being arrested The Valkyrie 44 7903 February 16, 2021 at 9:22 am
Last Post: polymath257
  Valentine's "Things you don't want to see" Jackie 22 5342 February 15, 2021 at 2:26 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To BrianSoddingBoru4 36 8349 November 25, 2020 at 11:56 am
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler Losty 23 4943 July 2, 2020 at 1:55 pm
Last Post: A. Secular Human



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)