What if. What if. What if.
Why? What's the point of all these what if's? None of your "what if's" sound remotely likely. It sounds to me like one part of your brain is helping the other jerk off.
Hey, I know! What if Jesus was really a cannibal who wanted to drink our blood and eat our flesh, but he was misquoted? What if right now he is riding around in a VW Jetta trying to score some O positive so he has enough energy to blink the world out of existence? What if he's planted little microscopic devices in our body that have collected and stored the stenches from every dump we've ever taken, and when the world ends, he will line us all up and telepathically switch our devices with the person to our right, and hell is actually going to be an eternity of smelling other people's shit?
OMG! What if??
Why? What's the point of all these what if's? None of your "what if's" sound remotely likely. It sounds to me like one part of your brain is helping the other jerk off.
Hey, I know! What if Jesus was really a cannibal who wanted to drink our blood and eat our flesh, but he was misquoted? What if right now he is riding around in a VW Jetta trying to score some O positive so he has enough energy to blink the world out of existence? What if he's planted little microscopic devices in our body that have collected and stored the stenches from every dump we've ever taken, and when the world ends, he will line us all up and telepathically switch our devices with the person to our right, and hell is actually going to be an eternity of smelling other people's shit?
OMG! What if??
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