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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
April 23, 2012 at 8:25 pm
Quote:Ezekiel 23:19-20 NET

Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.
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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read? - by Minimalist - April 23, 2012 at 8:25 pm

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