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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
April 24, 2012 at 3:15 pm
(April 24, 2012 at 3:10 pm)Voltair Wrote: Not exactly one quote but a series of ideas that God really loves you but is the one who orchestrated sin and its punishment in the first place.... "I am going to burn you but I really love you EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE TO BURN YOU".

He beats me because he loves me?

God has a BDSM fetish.
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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read? - by Adjusted Sanity - April 24, 2012 at 3:15 pm

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