"...total lies claims that the word of the creator is ****"

[Jason Jarred]

There ones was a pyerat named Rex,
He had a bird that pex,
He fired his gun,
And had a lot of fun,
That silly old pirate named Rex.


There wunse waz a pirat named Ted,
All day he’d sleep in bed,
His kat was fat,
His dog just sat,
That lazy and lonely Ted


There wunse waz a pyerate Harry
Who hated a man called Larry
He went to the ships
And swayed his hips
That silly old pirate called Harry.

Religiously Valid Pirate Site


Mosaic of a piratey pirate vessel inhabited by faithful worshippers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Arrrrr!


This is a pyrat flag. I liek pyrat flags becoz they have a skull and cross boens and skulls and cross bones are kool and I'm giong to the ballpark tomorrow and I'm really eccsited coz I liek popcorn and candy and cola and yay!!


This be my uncle Jo. he's a reel pyrat, i luv him sooooo and wun day wont to be just liek him!