(August 3, 2012 at 2:01 am)Minimalist Wrote: Maybe it only works on fig trees and mountains? That would seem to make it fairly fucking worthless...unless you grow figs on a mountain.
I seriously just laughed until I was crying. Haha. Thank you for that Min, you are simply awesome.
I also agree with the general sentiment that prayer is worthless. I only got involved in the conversation because of the glaring inaccuracies being presented about it. Might not like religion, but I won't stand by and watch someone mangle the fuck out of it and try to pass it off as education. It's bad enough already without someone fucking it up more.
"Stop chasing your tail and relax. Jesus is watching you make shit up." Shell B to CliveStaples
(July 21, 2012 at 12:31 am)cato123 Wrote:(July 21, 2012 at 12:22 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: I for one, as a homo, must say that if he was a homo, then he had to have looked fabulous on that cross. Nearly naked, body all ripped, oh wait.... yeah, never mind. I'm gonna just stop right there before I offend anyone.
I have a certain distaste for the emoticons, and particularly despise the laughing/rolling dude when used in response to one's own statement, but.....
Holy fuck that was funny! "Nearly naked, body all ripped,....". Oh, fuck me. I'm still laughing but can no longer piss myself since I've emptied the tank.
