"Squirt your baby juice into my uterus please!"
"Your dad's dick was waaayy bigger, but it's okay.."
I don't know if I've told ya'll this before, but it was really funny, so it's worth a second telling:
I was dating a guy who had never before role played. I talked him into doing it. I figured I would start kinda meat n taters on the guy for his first time, so I just dressed in my slutty cheerleader costume, and told him to sit at the desk, pretend he was a teacher, and just follow my lead.
So, I walked in the room, leaned over the desk all sexy like, and said, "Mr. Cox, I don't know what I'm going to do! If I fail my history exam, I'm gonna get kicked off the cheer leading squad."
He paused for just a split second, and then replied, "Wow. You better study.".
I fell out laughing.
"Your dad's dick was waaayy bigger, but it's okay.."
I don't know if I've told ya'll this before, but it was really funny, so it's worth a second telling:
I was dating a guy who had never before role played. I talked him into doing it. I figured I would start kinda meat n taters on the guy for his first time, so I just dressed in my slutty cheerleader costume, and told him to sit at the desk, pretend he was a teacher, and just follow my lead.
So, I walked in the room, leaned over the desk all sexy like, and said, "Mr. Cox, I don't know what I'm going to do! If I fail my history exam, I'm gonna get kicked off the cheer leading squad."
He paused for just a split second, and then replied, "Wow. You better study.".
I fell out laughing.
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