(September 17, 2012 at 9:38 am)Rhythm Wrote: Anyone find the image of a deity tinkering with various penis designs until settling upon one that "he saw, and it was good" amusing....
And then there's the whole circumcision thing. I mean, the thing was intelligently designed and all but the priests decided a few alterations were needed? So apparently Yahweh had some second thoughts on the design but just left it to humans to manually correct with each generation rather than modify the DNA so it just comes out that way the first time?
Quote:or maybe, wait, maybe god always knew what kind of penis he would like and so he got it right on the first go. Imagine, pondering penis for an eternity before creating one because it's form was pleasing to you. Food for thought. Whats the SOP on that, do you fondle it for a little bit, make sure it fits in the proposed mouth orifice properly, stare at it lovingly..etc etc etc?)
I'm suddenly reminded of Ray Comfort's banana skit. "It's curved for an easy grip. It has outward indications of being ready for consumption. It fits perfectly into the human mouth..."
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
