RE: Fuck This "Xtian Nation" Shit!
October 20, 2012 at 4:25 pm
(This post was last modified: October 20, 2012 at 4:31 pm by Brian37.)
(October 18, 2012 at 8:14 am)pocaracas Wrote:(October 18, 2012 at 6:45 am)Brian37 Wrote:
Your math is all fuzzy. Here is how it works.
You add up the hairs on the donkey's ass, subtract facts, then multiply that by magical claims, then divide by bullshit and you get =God did it.
Damn... I was dividing by magical claims... you have to multiply?!... damn!! That changes everything!!!
You will fail out of theism if you don't study bullshit hard enough, now go do your gullible homwork like a good student. The Sunday School teacher will give you a shiney gold star.
(October 18, 2012 at 7:49 pm)Brunitski Wrote: so... H{da}-{f}*MC/{bs}=Gdidit!
or
Gdidt= MC(H{da})/bs?
Dammit! where are the theoretical theologians when you need em?
No no no, have I not taught you anything?
GDI=FSH(magic) X BS
God did it= Father/Son/holy spewge (multiplied) by bullshit
Once you understand this formula, god can do what he wants, so that means a baby can be born without a second set of DNA(magic god sperm) and dead men can survive rigor mortis.
Abra Kadabra! That simple.
