Yes, I'm a broken and bitter man, raging against a cold, indifferent Universe for all the injustices in my life. Does that make it work for you? If not, I can be something else.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
