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Let's help the "conservatives" fix the Bible.

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Let's help the "conservatives" fix the Bible.
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RE: Let's help the "conservatives" fix the Bible.
December 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm
Quote:Original: Then Jesus said, "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do." And they parted his raiment, and cast lots.

Conservapedia's translation : They divided His clothes, and gambled for them.


You have to understand that in the trailer parks of Mississippi "raiment" is not a big word.

They seem to be dumbing the thing down for their current group of "followers."

I imagine that in 20 years they'll be reduced to:

"See jesus run.
Run, jesus, run.
Jesus has a cat."
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Let's help the "conservatives" fix the Bible.

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Let's help the "conservatives" fix the Bible. - by RichardP - December 18, 2012 at 9:42 pm
RE: Let's help the "conservatives" fix the Bible. - by Rev. Rye - December 19, 2012 at 10:45 pm
RE: Let's help the "conservatives" fix the Bible. - by catfish - December 18, 2012 at 10:09 pm
RE: Let's help the "conservatives" fix the Bible. - by Brian37 - December 20, 2012 at 10:07 am
RE: Let's help the "conservatives" fix the Bible. - by Minimalist - December 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm
RE: Let's help the "conservatives" fix the Bible. - by catfish - December 23, 2012 at 12:41 pm

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