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The pope has a pacemaker
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RE: The pope has a pacemaker
(February 12, 2013 at 5:41 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(February 12, 2013 at 3:57 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: But Dirch is right: why would a god not work within the system they created?

Because science and technology points overwhelmingly to a godless reality.

It's like that joke about churches not offering free wi-fi, since they don't want to have to compete with an invisible, omnipresent power that actually works.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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The pope has a pacemaker - by zebo-the-fat - February 12, 2013 at 2:18 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Drich - February 12, 2013 at 2:48 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Aegrus - February 12, 2013 at 3:08 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Drich - February 13, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Anomalocaris - February 12, 2013 at 3:13 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Brian37 - February 12, 2013 at 3:18 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Simon Moon - February 13, 2013 at 1:41 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Cyberman - February 12, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Cato - February 12, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Drich - February 13, 2013 at 1:22 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Aegrus - February 13, 2013 at 1:28 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Napoléon - February 12, 2013 at 3:05 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Minimalist - February 13, 2013 at 1:28 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by zebo-the-fat - February 12, 2013 at 3:08 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Violet - February 12, 2013 at 3:57 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Anomalocaris - February 12, 2013 at 5:41 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Cyberman - February 12, 2013 at 5:48 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Drich - February 13, 2013 at 1:43 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Brian37 - February 13, 2013 at 5:15 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by CleanShavenJesus - February 12, 2013 at 5:29 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Aegrus - February 12, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Cyberman - February 12, 2013 at 5:33 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Violet - February 13, 2013 at 5:22 am
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Anomalocaris - February 13, 2013 at 2:19 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Drich - February 13, 2013 at 2:37 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Anomalocaris - February 13, 2013 at 2:40 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Drich - February 13, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Violet - February 13, 2013 at 8:08 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Minimalist - February 13, 2013 at 1:58 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Anomalocaris - February 13, 2013 at 3:09 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Drich - February 13, 2013 at 3:37 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Anomalocaris - February 13, 2013 at 3:48 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Drich - February 13, 2013 at 5:29 pm
RE: The pope has a pacemaker - by Brian37 - February 13, 2013 at 5:49 pm

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