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Two people reproduced 7 billion people.
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RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people.
(February 12, 2013 at 6:30 pm)John V Wrote: Open excel
Type 6 in a cell (Noah's 3 sons and their wives)
Make the cell below it equal to 1.5 times the first cell (i.e. each couple had three surviving children)
Take this second cell and autofill down
You get to 7 billion really fast

Are you for real?

Not only do people die, but certain people are infertile, meaning their lineages stop dead. God also has this amazing habit of just fucking murdering everyone he can lay his hands on whenever he likes, so his bodycount alone would be actively working against this.

But hey, I'll keep an open mind: where can I meet Noah, then?

Quote:My question is, who would want to sleep with a 600 year old man?

You're assuming the women have a choice. According to the bible, they do not.
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Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Phish - February 12, 2013 at 5:57 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Nine - February 12, 2013 at 6:04 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Baalzebutt - February 12, 2013 at 6:07 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by WitchSabrina - February 12, 2013 at 6:10 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Baalzebutt - February 12, 2013 at 6:18 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Phish - February 12, 2013 at 6:20 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by WitchSabrina - February 12, 2013 at 6:35 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by ThomM - February 16, 2013 at 2:20 am
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Aegrus - February 12, 2013 at 6:12 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Phish - February 12, 2013 at 6:12 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Napoléon - February 12, 2013 at 7:24 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Psykhronic - February 12, 2013 at 6:05 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by John V - February 12, 2013 at 6:30 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Baalzebutt - February 12, 2013 at 6:38 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Darkstar - February 12, 2013 at 6:45 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Baalzebutt - February 12, 2013 at 6:48 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by WitchSabrina - February 12, 2013 at 6:51 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by John V - February 12, 2013 at 6:50 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Esquilax - February 12, 2013 at 6:55 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by John V - February 12, 2013 at 7:01 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Esquilax - February 12, 2013 at 7:21 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by John V - February 12, 2013 at 7:25 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Esquilax - February 12, 2013 at 7:33 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by John V - February 12, 2013 at 7:40 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Esquilax - February 12, 2013 at 7:52 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by John V - February 12, 2013 at 7:55 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Esquilax - February 12, 2013 at 8:00 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Aegrus - February 12, 2013 at 7:27 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by festive1 - February 12, 2013 at 9:49 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by John V - February 13, 2013 at 8:24 am
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by festive1 - February 13, 2013 at 10:52 am
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by John V - February 13, 2013 at 1:18 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Ryantology - February 13, 2013 at 3:02 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by John V - February 13, 2013 at 3:15 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by festive1 - February 13, 2013 at 4:25 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by John V - February 13, 2013 at 4:54 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Esquilax - February 13, 2013 at 7:30 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by John V - February 13, 2013 at 8:08 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Esquilax - February 13, 2013 at 8:35 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by John V - February 14, 2013 at 8:45 am
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Esquilax - February 14, 2013 at 9:58 am
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Esquilax - February 12, 2013 at 6:48 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Ryantology - February 12, 2013 at 7:11 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Minimalist - February 12, 2013 at 7:16 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Anomalocaris - February 12, 2013 at 8:13 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Ryantology - February 12, 2013 at 10:05 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Justtristo - February 12, 2013 at 11:05 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by catfish - February 13, 2013 at 2:03 am
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Justtristo - February 13, 2013 at 11:42 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Drich - February 13, 2013 at 10:52 am
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by festive1 - February 13, 2013 at 2:03 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Zone - February 13, 2013 at 3:35 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Ryantology - February 13, 2013 at 5:10 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by John V - February 13, 2013 at 5:23 pm
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by John V - February 14, 2013 at 10:49 am
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by Esquilax - February 14, 2013 at 11:22 am
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by EGross - February 20, 2013 at 6:21 am
RE: Two people reproduced 7 billion people. - by John V - April 10, 2013 at 5:30 pm

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