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If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?

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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?

March 30, 2013 at 8:19 pm

I'd make a statue and say it was god just to see how far I could take it. Probably write a book and say he directed my hand as I typed. Maybe even make a tithe system. 20% of your pay (since even tips went up, why shouldn't tithes) in the form of beer (and maybe whiskey). Must be nice.

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If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 30, 2013 at 3:49 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Joel - March 30, 2013 at 3:50 pm

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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by CapnAwesome - March 31, 2013 at 12:04 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Nine - March 30, 2013 at 4:08 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Kayenneh - March 30, 2013 at 4:09 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Violet - March 31, 2013 at 4:46 am

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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by MysticKnight - March 30, 2013 at 5:03 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Something completely different - March 30, 2013 at 5:43 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Angrboda - March 30, 2013 at 6:08 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Minimalist - March 30, 2013 at 6:08 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Nine - March 30, 2013 at 6:09 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Fruity - March 30, 2013 at 8:19 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Angrboda - March 30, 2013 at 8:51 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by The Grand Nudger - March 30, 2013 at 8:56 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Something completely different - March 30, 2013 at 8:58 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Fruity - March 30, 2013 at 9:19 pm

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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Kayenneh - March 31, 2013 at 4:50 am

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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Angrboda - March 31, 2013 at 11:31 am

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