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God Loves Me, Too
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RE: God Loves Me, Too
(April 4, 2013 at 2:55 pm)ChadWooters Wrote:
(April 4, 2013 at 2:46 pm)John V Wrote: Sorry, but I think "Hey, you're a wonderful person and I love you, but I'm leaving you because you won't take it up the ass" would indicate a very selfish, imbalanced person.
LOL...but you are absolutely right. And that list goes well beyond just sex.

Try to extend that one just a little.

"Hey, you're a wonderful person and I love you, but I'm leaving you because you won't take it up the ass. You see, this particular part of my sexuality is so important to me that I often find myself quietly loathing you, or miserable in self imposed isolation. I didn't have the balls to tell you this for a long time and this caused alot of unecessarry tension and stress for both of us - and for that I am so sorry. I tried to ignore it, but the more I ignored it the more miserable I became, and I've realized that I simply cant give you the sort of relationship you deserve due to this little tic of mine. It's not you, it's me."

I know, I know, taking it up the ass is icky so you thought this would be an easy one. Oh well. The person may be unbalanced, they may be selfish, but recognizing this and cutting it off is a very "unselfish" thing to do. Takes some chutzpah to flatly realize and admit that you just can't deliver what your partner requires (especially if you love them dearly and they're great people). Think I mentioned something about that........couple posts ago.
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Messages In This Thread
God Loves Me, Too - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 4, 2013 at 11:33 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 11:42 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 11:49 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 12:07 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Silver - April 4, 2013 at 2:48 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by frankiej - April 4, 2013 at 11:52 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by MysticKnight - April 4, 2013 at 12:00 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 4, 2013 at 12:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 12:38 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2013 at 2:34 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 5, 2013 at 5:07 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 12:47 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 1:16 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 2:01 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 2:52 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 3:01 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 3:43 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 3:53 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 12:51 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Godschild - April 4, 2013 at 12:53 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 1:19 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 4, 2013 at 12:55 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 12:56 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Godschild - April 4, 2013 at 7:24 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Cinjin - April 4, 2013 at 9:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 5, 2013 at 8:19 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 4, 2013 at 1:01 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 1:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 1:17 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 1:25 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 4, 2013 at 1:19 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 1:55 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 2:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 1:58 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 1:58 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 2:03 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 2:13 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 4, 2013 at 2:14 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 2:46 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 2:55 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 4, 2013 at 2:51 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 4, 2013 at 3:02 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 3:34 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 4, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 3:57 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 4, 2013 at 5:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 5:37 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 3:25 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 3:36 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 3:38 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 3:55 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 5:18 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 6:01 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 4, 2013 at 6:22 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 6:57 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2013 at 3:03 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Tonus - April 4, 2013 at 3:58 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 5:11 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 5:25 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 5:26 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 4, 2013 at 5:58 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 6:00 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 6:03 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 4, 2013 at 6:12 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 6:45 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Silver - April 4, 2013 at 6:49 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 7:05 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Silver - April 4, 2013 at 7:13 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 5, 2013 at 7:51 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 5, 2013 at 8:17 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 5, 2013 at 8:24 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by KichigaiNeko - April 5, 2013 at 8:47 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 6:14 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 6:20 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 6:23 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Cinjin - April 4, 2013 at 7:20 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 10:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 6:27 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 6:37 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 7:07 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Tonus - April 4, 2013 at 7:15 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 7:16 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 10:27 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 10:44 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 10:54 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Fruity - April 5, 2013 at 12:08 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 5, 2013 at 10:08 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 5, 2013 at 10:56 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 5, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 6, 2013 at 8:55 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 5, 2013 at 11:02 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 5, 2013 at 11:08 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 5, 2013 at 11:19 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 5, 2013 at 2:45 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 5, 2013 at 1:05 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 7, 2013 at 7:14 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 8, 2013 at 7:57 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Psykhronic - April 8, 2013 at 8:14 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 8, 2013 at 8:19 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 8, 2013 at 1:14 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 9, 2013 at 12:31 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 9, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Psykhronic - April 8, 2013 at 1:15 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 8, 2013 at 2:07 pm

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