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God Loves Me, Too
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RE: God Loves Me, Too
(April 5, 2013 at 7:51 am)John V Wrote: In this scenario, we have two people who have love, trust, communication, and physical attraction. Why can't they learn to touch each other in pleasing ways?
Perhaps because one doesn't have the penis the other one needs to touch to have a fulfilling sexlife - or the reverse, that one does have a penis and this bars a fulfilling sexlife for the other? I'm not sure how hard you'd have to try to learn how to have/not have a penis......

I mean c'mon, easy questions easy answers.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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God Loves Me, Too - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 4, 2013 at 11:33 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 11:42 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 11:49 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 12:07 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Silver - April 4, 2013 at 2:48 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by frankiej - April 4, 2013 at 11:52 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by MysticKnight - April 4, 2013 at 12:00 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 4, 2013 at 12:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 12:38 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2013 at 2:34 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 5, 2013 at 5:07 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 12:47 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 1:16 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 2:01 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 2:52 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 3:01 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 3:43 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 3:53 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 12:51 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Godschild - April 4, 2013 at 12:53 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 1:19 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 4, 2013 at 12:55 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 12:56 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Godschild - April 4, 2013 at 7:24 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Cinjin - April 4, 2013 at 9:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 5, 2013 at 8:19 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 4, 2013 at 1:01 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 1:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 1:17 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 1:25 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 4, 2013 at 1:19 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 1:55 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 2:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 1:58 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 1:58 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 2:03 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 2:13 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 4, 2013 at 2:14 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 2:46 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 2:55 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 4, 2013 at 2:51 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 4, 2013 at 3:02 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 3:34 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 4, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 3:57 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 4, 2013 at 5:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 5:37 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 3:25 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 3:36 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 3:38 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 3:55 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 5:18 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 6:01 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 4, 2013 at 6:22 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 6:57 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2013 at 3:03 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Tonus - April 4, 2013 at 3:58 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 5:11 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 5:25 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 5:26 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 4, 2013 at 5:58 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 6:00 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 6:03 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 4, 2013 at 6:12 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 6:45 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Silver - April 4, 2013 at 6:49 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 7:05 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Silver - April 4, 2013 at 7:13 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 5, 2013 at 7:51 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 5, 2013 at 8:17 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 5, 2013 at 8:24 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by KichigaiNeko - April 5, 2013 at 8:47 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 6:14 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 6:20 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 6:23 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Cinjin - April 4, 2013 at 7:20 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 10:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 6:27 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 6:37 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 7:07 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Tonus - April 4, 2013 at 7:15 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 7:16 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 10:27 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 10:44 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 10:54 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Fruity - April 5, 2013 at 12:08 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 5, 2013 at 10:08 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 5, 2013 at 10:56 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 5, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 6, 2013 at 8:55 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 5, 2013 at 11:02 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 5, 2013 at 11:08 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 5, 2013 at 11:19 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 5, 2013 at 2:45 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 5, 2013 at 1:05 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 7, 2013 at 7:14 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 8, 2013 at 7:57 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Psykhronic - April 8, 2013 at 8:14 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 8, 2013 at 8:19 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 8, 2013 at 1:14 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 9, 2013 at 12:31 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 9, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Psykhronic - April 8, 2013 at 1:15 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 8, 2013 at 2:07 pm

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