RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start?
April 7, 2013 at 4:18 pm
(This post was last modified: April 7, 2013 at 4:21 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Hi douchebags, it's god. Next 400 chapters of the book dedicated to agricultural, civil, and mechanical engineering with nary a single she-bear eating one measely child..
Final verse :"but hey, don't take my word for it".
(I like to imagine that god is Levar Burton)
Final verse :"but hey, don't take my word for it".
(I like to imagine that god is Levar Burton)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
