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Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
I think I actually want to agree with you, but after reading that the part of me that enjoys being intelligent is feeling quite sick and has gone off for a quiet lie down in a dark room.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible - by Cyberman - April 10, 2013 at 5:35 pm

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