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Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible
(April 10, 2013 at 7:43 pm)MORETORQUE Wrote: You may not eat freely of the fruit in the center of the garden, what is in the center of mothers leg's ? what happens when you pick that ?

In my experience usually a scream, a slap and a restraining order. Occasionally Mace.

Please, someone, let me know when something interesting happens here. I shan't hold my breath.

Edited to add contextual quote.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hey you guy's and gal's I am 99% sure I solved the bible - by Cyberman - April 10, 2013 at 7:47 pm

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