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If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start?

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If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start?
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RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start?
May 13, 2013 at 5:12 am (This post was last modified: May 13, 2013 at 5:36 am by smax.)
Hey people, God here. The truth is, I wasnt planning on writing anything. But theres a terrible rumor developing that I am working on a multi-book deal. I am writing now to clarify that there is no truth to this rumor whatsoever.

I've given a small percentage of you enough sense to figure that out on your own. It's up to you select few to keep the extremely gullible masses from buying into this rumor and eventually blowing themselves up over it.

Now, if you dont mind, I'm going on vacation now. Contrary to popular belief, creating.a Universe is quite challenging.and takes a lot out of you.

Ill be back in a few hundred thousand years.
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RE: If you were to make a book claiming to be revealed by God, how would you start? - by smax - May 13, 2013 at 5:12 am

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