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How do you know God isn't dead?

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How do you know God isn't dead?
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RE: How do you know God isn't dead?
May 22, 2013 at 10:07 am
God isn't dead.
He's just popped down the shops for a pack of smokes.
He'll be back any time now.
I know he will. He will, I know it.
He said he loved us, he'd never leave us.
How could we ever get by without him?
Hey, he left instructions in case he was delayed.
Ye he appointed earthly representatives,
to speak for him in case he was a bit late.
So take comfort and put your money in the plate.
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How do you know God isn't dead?

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How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - April 25, 2013 at 6:27 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Godschild - April 25, 2013 at 6:46 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Nine - April 25, 2013 at 6:57 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Zen Badger - April 25, 2013 at 6:59 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Esquilax - April 25, 2013 at 7:24 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Fidel_Castronaut - April 25, 2013 at 8:04 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 25, 2013 at 8:06 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Cato - April 25, 2013 at 9:34 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Minimalist - April 25, 2013 at 9:43 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - April 25, 2013 at 1:04 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Tonus - April 25, 2013 at 1:29 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Tonus - April 25, 2013 at 10:14 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Jackalope - April 25, 2013 at 1:08 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Cato - April 25, 2013 at 10:28 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by thesummerqueen - April 25, 2013 at 10:34 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by The Grand Nudger - April 25, 2013 at 10:34 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by thesummerqueen - April 25, 2013 at 10:36 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Violet - April 25, 2013 at 1:13 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by The Grand Nudger - April 25, 2013 at 10:36 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by thesummerqueen - April 25, 2013 at 10:39 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Faith No More - April 25, 2013 at 1:20 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Violet - April 25, 2013 at 1:27 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Minimalist - April 25, 2013 at 1:25 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - April 25, 2013 at 1:31 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Faith No More - April 25, 2013 at 2:08 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Raven - April 27, 2013 at 12:23 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Ryantology - April 25, 2013 at 1:50 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Silver - April 25, 2013 at 1:56 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - April 25, 2013 at 2:01 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Silver - April 25, 2013 at 2:04 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Tonus - April 25, 2013 at 2:39 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by lordxenu - April 25, 2013 at 2:02 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - April 25, 2013 at 2:15 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by wandering soul - April 27, 2013 at 12:00 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - April 27, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by thesummerqueen - April 25, 2013 at 2:08 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Violet - April 25, 2013 at 7:29 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Minimalist - April 27, 2013 at 12:51 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Godschild - April 25, 2013 at 4:32 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by wwjs - April 27, 2013 at 11:23 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Godschild - April 28, 2013 at 3:41 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - April 28, 2013 at 4:12 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by wwjs - April 28, 2013 at 12:34 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 28, 2013 at 2:09 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Godschild - April 28, 2013 at 10:28 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by A_Nony_Mouse - April 29, 2013 at 12:42 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Cyberman - April 29, 2013 at 12:20 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Whateverist - April 26, 2013 at 1:10 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - April 27, 2013 at 5:39 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by iameatingjam - April 28, 2013 at 2:02 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Gearbreak - April 28, 2013 at 2:23 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Ryantology - April 29, 2013 at 12:27 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Godschild - April 29, 2013 at 12:56 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Cyberman - April 29, 2013 at 1:40 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Godschild - April 29, 2013 at 3:56 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Cyberman - April 29, 2013 at 4:13 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Ryantology - April 29, 2013 at 3:59 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Minimalist - April 29, 2013 at 3:52 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Tex - April 29, 2013 at 5:07 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Ryantology - April 29, 2013 at 8:18 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Cyberman - April 29, 2013 at 5:20 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - April 29, 2013 at 6:00 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Cyberman - April 29, 2013 at 6:01 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - April 29, 2013 at 6:11 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Tex - April 29, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Cyberman - April 29, 2013 at 6:30 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Tex - April 29, 2013 at 8:30 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Statler Waldorf - April 29, 2013 at 8:47 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - April 29, 2013 at 9:30 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Cyberman - April 29, 2013 at 8:50 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Ryantology - April 29, 2013 at 8:52 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Tonus - April 29, 2013 at 7:03 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Tex - April 29, 2013 at 8:49 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - April 29, 2013 at 10:15 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Statler Waldorf - April 30, 2013 at 2:30 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - April 30, 2013 at 6:14 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by FallentoReason - April 30, 2013 at 8:42 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 1, 2013 at 3:14 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Esquilax - May 1, 2013 at 9:46 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 1, 2013 at 10:25 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Tonus - May 2, 2013 at 9:04 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Faith No More - April 29, 2013 at 8:50 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Statler Waldorf - April 29, 2013 at 8:58 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Faith No More - April 29, 2013 at 9:10 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by FallentoReason - April 29, 2013 at 9:25 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by FallentoReason - April 29, 2013 at 9:45 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Minimalist - April 30, 2013 at 6:50 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Statler Waldorf - April 30, 2013 at 7:53 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Minimalist - May 1, 2013 at 8:56 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 2, 2013 at 5:41 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Esquilax - May 4, 2013 at 12:27 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Whateverist - May 2, 2013 at 10:48 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Joel - May 2, 2013 at 10:55 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 2, 2013 at 11:55 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Joel - May 2, 2013 at 4:36 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Joel - May 2, 2013 at 4:53 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Gearbreak - May 2, 2013 at 5:00 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Joel - May 2, 2013 at 5:05 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Joel - May 2, 2013 at 6:00 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 2, 2013 at 9:51 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 3, 2013 at 4:35 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 3, 2013 at 5:52 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 4, 2013 at 5:44 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by A_Nony_Mouse - May 4, 2013 at 11:22 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 4, 2013 at 4:11 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 4, 2013 at 5:53 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 4, 2013 at 6:17 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 4, 2013 at 6:31 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 4, 2013 at 6:56 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 2, 2013 at 6:12 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Joel - May 2, 2013 at 6:15 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Joel - May 3, 2013 at 7:02 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by ThomM - May 3, 2013 at 7:45 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 4, 2013 at 9:15 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 4, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Tonus - May 6, 2013 at 8:59 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 6, 2013 at 11:39 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 7, 2013 at 4:01 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Sarcasm - May 6, 2013 at 10:53 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Tonus - May 7, 2013 at 8:44 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 7, 2013 at 4:52 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 7, 2013 at 6:24 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 7, 2013 at 10:48 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 9, 2013 at 2:16 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Ryantology - May 9, 2013 at 5:22 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 10, 2013 at 5:57 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 11, 2013 at 6:19 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by A_Nony_Mouse - May 11, 2013 at 7:54 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Ryantology - May 16, 2013 at 6:42 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 17, 2013 at 5:47 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 10, 2013 at 4:11 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Neo-Scholastic - May 10, 2013 at 11:17 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Ryantology - May 11, 2013 at 1:25 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Esquilax - May 17, 2013 at 2:08 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Sal - May 16, 2013 at 7:49 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 16, 2013 at 9:59 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by LastPoet - May 18, 2013 at 11:06 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 18, 2013 at 9:44 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 20, 2013 at 3:05 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 21, 2013 at 4:48 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by littleendian - May 21, 2013 at 9:22 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Tonus - May 21, 2013 at 9:35 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 22, 2013 at 10:53 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Minimalist - May 21, 2013 at 9:37 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 22, 2013 at 6:06 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by The Magic Pudding - May 22, 2013 at 10:07 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 22, 2013 at 1:45 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 22, 2013 at 4:38 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 22, 2013 at 6:44 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 23, 2013 at 9:55 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by little_monkey - May 22, 2013 at 8:10 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by little_monkey - May 22, 2013 at 8:38 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by little_monkey - May 22, 2013 at 8:45 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Esquilax - May 23, 2013 at 4:30 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Cato - May 23, 2013 at 4:43 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Sal - May 23, 2013 at 10:18 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by little_monkey - May 23, 2013 at 10:37 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Cyberman - May 23, 2013 at 1:35 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - May 22, 2013 at 11:18 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 23, 2013 at 5:58 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by wwjs - May 23, 2013 at 6:05 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 23, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 23, 2013 at 6:35 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by wwjs - May 23, 2013 at 9:13 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by little_monkey - May 30, 2013 at 8:43 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Colanth - May 30, 2013 at 9:25 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 31, 2013 at 5:32 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by little_monkey - May 31, 2013 at 6:46 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by little_monkey - May 31, 2013 at 5:56 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - May 31, 2013 at 6:54 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by CriticalBen - June 2, 2013 at 11:20 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - June 2, 2013 at 12:33 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - June 6, 2013 at 6:24 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - June 7, 2013 at 6:12 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Ryantology - June 7, 2013 at 7:22 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Ryantology - June 5, 2013 at 7:35 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Ryantology - June 5, 2013 at 6:24 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by catfish - June 5, 2013 at 8:13 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - June 5, 2013 at 9:44 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by catfish - June 5, 2013 at 9:49 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Minimalist - June 5, 2013 at 8:20 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Gilgamesh - June 5, 2013 at 9:56 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - June 5, 2013 at 10:00 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Cyberman - June 5, 2013 at 10:10 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by little_monkey - June 7, 2013 at 9:47 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by KichigaiNeko - June 7, 2013 at 9:49 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Esquilax - June 7, 2013 at 9:56 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - June 7, 2013 at 11:50 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by little_monkey - June 7, 2013 at 1:48 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - June 8, 2013 at 11:40 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Walking Void - June 8, 2013 at 12:31 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - June 13, 2013 at 4:34 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - June 13, 2013 at 4:08 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Sal - June 13, 2013 at 11:44 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - June 13, 2013 at 4:59 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Silver - June 13, 2013 at 5:32 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Silver - June 13, 2013 at 6:02 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - June 13, 2013 at 6:10 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Whateverist - June 16, 2013 at 12:08 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Zarith - June 14, 2013 at 11:14 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - June 20, 2013 at 1:47 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - June 20, 2013 at 3:47 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - June 23, 2013 at 7:51 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by smax - June 15, 2013 at 2:51 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Zarith - June 20, 2013 at 3:48 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Zarith - June 20, 2013 at 4:58 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Zarith - June 20, 2013 at 5:39 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Zarith - June 20, 2013 at 9:25 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Zarith - June 22, 2013 at 2:05 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Cyberman - June 24, 2013 at 4:18 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Zarith - June 24, 2013 at 4:33 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - June 24, 2013 at 6:24 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Zarith - June 24, 2013 at 8:01 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Cyberman - June 24, 2013 at 6:36 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - June 25, 2013 at 5:21 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Esquilax - June 25, 2013 at 5:52 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by pocaracas - June 25, 2013 at 7:55 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Esquilax - June 26, 2013 at 5:18 am
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Cyberman - June 24, 2013 at 7:42 pm
RE: How do you know God isn't dead? - by Ryantology - June 25, 2013 at 7:51 pm

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