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Why does God hate Bacon?

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Why does God hate Bacon?
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Why does God hate Bacon?
September 4, 2013 at 4:20 pm
I don't understand the ban on eating pork that's found in the Old Testament and in the Qu'ran also. If there has ever been a rock solid argument against this Allah/Yaweh character it's his hatred of Bacon (and Lobster!) Does God not know how fucking delicious it is? Forget the problem of evil, the real problem is the problem of bacon. Does a God who knows everything not know how delicious bacon cheeseburgers were going to be? Seems pretty far fetched to me.


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Why does God hate Bacon?

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Why does God hate Bacon? - by CapnAwesome - September 4, 2013 at 4:20 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by Paraselene - September 4, 2013 at 4:24 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by Minimalist - September 4, 2013 at 4:31 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by Captain Colostomy - September 4, 2013 at 4:32 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by Jackalope - September 4, 2013 at 4:44 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by CapnAwesome - September 4, 2013 at 6:01 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by Jackalope - September 4, 2013 at 6:15 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by Doubting Thomas - September 4, 2013 at 4:42 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by Jackalope - September 4, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by Anomalocaris - September 4, 2013 at 4:51 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by Jackalope - September 4, 2013 at 4:56 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by Doubting Thomas - September 4, 2013 at 4:59 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by Paraselene - September 4, 2013 at 5:01 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by StuW - September 4, 2013 at 4:53 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by Ryantology - September 4, 2013 at 4:54 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by Minimalist - September 4, 2013 at 7:02 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by Ryantology - September 4, 2013 at 10:02 pm
RE: Why does God hate Bacon? - by Captain Colostomy - September 4, 2013 at 10:14 pm

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